Meet your new holiday wingman - the t-shirt that says "I came for the eggnog, but stayed for the revolution." This isn't your grandma's Christmas sweater (unless your grandma runs an underground art collective).
Why This Tee is Basically a Walking Art Gallery:
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Santa's Little Rebel: Our streetwise cat in a Santa hat isn't delivering presents - he's delivering attitude with that cannabis leaf halo. Consider it the angel on your shoulder... if angels had a 4:20 happy hour.
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Fabric That Keeps Your Cool: 100% polyester so breathable, you'll forget you're wearing armor against judgmental relatives. 160GSM = lightweight enough for summer festivals, tough enough for winter rebellions.
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Double Trouble Printing: Front AND back prints mean no matter which way you turn to avoid Aunt Karen's politics talk, you're making a statement.
Specs for the Scientifically Inclined Rebel:
- Material: 210T polyester (translation: tougher than your conservative uncle's opinions)
- Print: Sublimation technology (colors that outlast your New Year's resolutions)
- Care: Wash cold, inside out - just like your dark secrets
Who Should Wear This (According to Our Very Scientific Studies):
This shirt is clinically proven* to increase coolness by 420% when worn by:
- People who think "Silent Night" should include a bass drop
- Those whose holiday spirit comes in edible form
- Anyone whose Christmas wishlist includes "less capitalism, more cats"
*Not actually clinically proven. But we feel it in our souls.
Conversation Starters Guaranteed to Make Dinner Interesting:
Wear this to:
- Turn "What do you do for work?" into "Let's discuss art as counterculture"
- Make the office Secret Santa significantly less secret
- Silently protest ugly sweater parties everywhere
Our Promise to You:
Each shirt is printed with the same care street artists put into their murals (minus the trespassing charges). OEKO-TEX certified because even rebels care about their skin.
Warning: May cause spontaneous philosophical debates about the commercialization of holidays. Not responsible for being the coolest person at any gathering.
This product is made to order so it takes us longer to fulfill.
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